Just Too Man.

There's this guy friend of mine(you know who you are),says that he couldnt find any girlfriend.He claims that it's because of these reasons :

1.When he holds the girl's hand,he might break her palm.

2.When he puts his hand on the girl's shoulder,he might make her shoulder collapse.

3.When he hugs the girl,he might break the girl's spinal cord.

4.When he looks into the girl's eyes,he might turn the girl into dust.

5.When he's walking too near beside the girl,his killing aura might be too strong until the girl got comma instantly.

HAHAHAHAHA.This is so funnay ! I seriously pity you whey.You shall find a sifu to train you to be a softer person XDDDDDDDD 'I am still laughing.'